PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

by charliee4short_ March 15, 2022

PILF

Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF

“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”

by DumbFuckKaleb August 1, 2022

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

philfag

A internet conversation/argument that is hilariously one-sided. One person will start off with a bad insult (ex. YER MOM!!!!!1!), and the other will insult him/her cleverly. repeat ad nauseum.

Usually takes place over MSN or another chat tool, where it is saved and sent to peers and associates. Many laughs all around.

"Did the new philfag come out? Send it to me on MSN!"

by P. Dude December 6, 2004

PELF

Person Everyone Loves to Fuck

Man, have you seen Olivia Munn, she sure is a PELF.

by Cabose and Pie7 March 20, 2009

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009