pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.

friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?

by pat 101 April 16, 2017

pat robertson

An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.

Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.

by mud January 17, 2004

pat keys

Just wants an apology.

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”

by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020

pat robertson

a hypocritical,self righteous bastard who claims to be christian, but condons murder of foreign leaders and others he deems unworthy of gods grace.The saddest part is foreigners who don't know shit about america, hear this asshole spew his self indulgent tripe think all americans think this way. Pat like all other televagilists care about one thing,MONEY. They relieve elderly peaple of all there money because they convince them they are going to hell for a lifetime of sin. Old peaple feel guilty and think they can atone be giving these assholes their money. Pat,Jerry and the others live in opulent mansions,drive expensive cars and lavish there family members in wealth.Is this what jesus would do? Does pat robertson actually help anyone? Peaple, don't be fooled,giving this jerk money will not insure entrance to heaven. pat robertson, I hope you burn in hell.

Did you here pat robertson say we should kill hugo ceaser chavez? Pat robertson said all muslims are terrorists.

by angry dude April 23, 2006

Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

Pat Robertson

Just as bad as Jerry Falwell. Another Christian extreamist who hates everyone who isn't a Christian or a right-wing conservative.

There's Pat Robertson on CBN complaining about how gays are getting rights, again.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Pat Kirch

1) The hottest man ever to live.
2) The cutest most, adorable little drummer.
3) In an awesome band.
4) Will marry a girl named, Sara, and have 30 children. OG PIMPIN'.

"That guy is so hott"
"Yeah, thats Pat Kirch"
"Omg, I want to marry him."
"Can't, sorry. He's destined to have thirty kids with Sara."
"Does he know it?"
"Not yet. BUT ITS DESTINY!"

by Patty<3 November 3, 2011