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Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.
John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.
by MJC69420 May 14, 2025
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Pakistani Day🇵🇰

June 30th, the day were you have to give every pakistani girl or boy you know atleast £5.
Happy Pakistani Day🇵🇰 guys!!
by thebest🇵🇰 June 29, 2023
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Pakistani Polevault

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.
Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
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Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw
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by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025
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Pakistani Hotbox

Pakistani Hotboxing is the act of lodging a vape into a persons dirty asshole while farting while person 2 inhales as much as he can out of the fart vape before passing out
Yo bro you down to Pakistani Hotbox real quick?
by Muzzieieieiei April 20, 2025
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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Pakistani Echo-locator

One individual is blindfolded in the middle of a room, whilst atleast two other individuals stand in designated areas, facing away from the nearest wall.

Each individual takes turns farting against the wall, and allowing the sound to bounce off of the wall.

The aim of the individual in the middle is to find all of the other individuals, and sniff their asshole.
Man, that game of Pakistani Echo-Locator was so fun last night! We should do it again tomorrow!
by ruugard July 22, 2025
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