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P.A.W.G.

"this P.A.W.G. girl tryna finese me for a hoodie"
"really dawg?"
"yah and she dont even listen to me when im teaching life facts"
"hah yah man pale ass white gitl like that other girl u gave a gucci sweater too"
"yeah bro.."
"yah just another p.a.w.g"
by bhoppper January 7, 2021
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M.W.P.

(noun), Machete Wielding Poo.

This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.

A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.

Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.
Dude, my butt is is all ripped up after I shat out that M.W.P. yesterday--I can barely sit down on it!
by OneDoody September 6, 2010
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Related Words
P-Word P-World p whipped P-Wing P.W.H.T p-walk p wave P/w P.W.C.M.S. P.W.L.P.

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis
man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga
by Deseriya September 17, 2006
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p.a.w.

Pussy Ass Wimp.
A PAW is a man who has no backbone and doesn't stand up to people. He lacks the abilty to deal with confrontation and difficult situations. He backs down when things get heated, especially at home or work.
My boss is a p.a.w., he has no backbone.

My friend's man is a paw. She has him do whatever she wants and he takes it like a bitch.
by by Paw Haters July 2, 2006
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w.p.u.s

white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus)
fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!!
by sumaiya January 3, 2006
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P.O.W.

Fuck i need some ass lets go to the trailer park for some P.O.W.
by dimebagdubbs December 12, 2009
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P.O.W.

Really old chick; in her 50's.
The phase a woman enters after being a vet, which is the 40 year old range.
I need to bad me a P.O.W. to get my paper straight.
by Wartime Consigliere January 26, 2010
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