Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

Orbital

When a rimjob is performed on another person while the giver is holding the reciever upside odwn by the ankles.

"Thats why I only date tiny women-WAAAY easier to perform the orbital and not cramp up."

by el jefe December 9, 2003

Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010

orbitfairy

A intellectual. A very great person. The hottest bitch alive, they are very sexy mwah. The best loona stan ever!!!!

orbitfairy is very smart, they know that Kris Wu is a piece of shi-

by vivisimp009 July 25, 2021

Oritseweyinmi

Heartbreaker of women’s hearts

That guy named Ralph over there is such an Oritseweyinmi

by Ohnawnawwhatsmyname November 23, 2021

Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.

Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

by PLUOT July 6, 2023

d-orbital

1)Noun: The third possible orbital in an atom. Found in the third period of the Periodic table

2)Verb: When two people fuck in outer space or on LSD.

No one has achieved the d-orbital without drugs.

by natedashark November 30, 2017