hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011

Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.

We should all try to be like him

I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!

by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus Prime

The leader of the Autobots who has a mysterious trailer

It's over, Prime

Optimus prime :>

I just put optimus prime just to get past the word example

by A Person With A Stock Image September 9, 2020

Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017

Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016