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Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
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off/ offing

All she could talk about was offing herself
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.
Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009
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OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
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off off on

When a woman wants to remove her bra, and she first takes off her shirt, then takes off her bra, and then puts her shirt back on. This exposes her breasts to onlookers (and hopefully a camera phone) for a few seconds.
If that bra is becoming too restrictive for you, why don't you perform an off off on?
by DwarZZ August 3, 2005
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Lose Off Booze Off

A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up

-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.

Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.

Ages 3 and up.
"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"

"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."

"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
by bodiddles March 31, 2015
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pants off dance off

Is originally a show from Fuse but is usually used as a way to explain an event thats so awesome it makes you want to take your pants off and dance to the occasion. Thus, "pants off dance off".
Example 1. PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!!

Example 2. Michael's concert is going to be a real pants off dance off.
by Fun on a bun July 25, 2006
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