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pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not
Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021
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tickled ovaries

The butterflies in stomach or love sick feeling a female gets when she is infatuated or turned on by her crush or loved one.
"When I kissed him, my heart was pounding and I felt almost sick from my tickled ovaries..."

"I think I really like Tom, whenever I'm around him, he tickles my ovaries!"
by shalalalex November 29, 2011
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Game Ovaries

When you are playing Halo 3 online and your girl decides to offer you sex at this time, so you leave so without turning the game off and everyone begins to kill you and your rank falls.
"Hey man, i saw you dropped like 4 ranks on halo last night"
"Yeah man, while playing my girl decided to throw her body at me, i got up so quickly i forgot to log out and turn the game off."
"Game Ovaries."
by Intelligent Sire March 10, 2010
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My ovaries just exploded

An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.

The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.
Example 1:

Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!

Example 2:

Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.
by dixie_belle November 3, 2013
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wearin their ovaries on the outside

used on someone who's in a bad mood and goes off the handle at friends and family over simple things....also a way of saying a woman has balls or says something with gusto; calling a woman tough and mean like a guy

note: it's quite sexist, so you might wanna consider who you use this on....make sure they have a sense of humor

(I think it was used in a Famiy Guy episode)
dude A: sup bro how's life?

dude B: Fuck you! (walks away)

dude A: Woah! someone's "wearin their ovaries on the outside" today...
by sleeping on the job December 13, 2010
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Ovarian Earthquake

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.
Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale
by CanadianMooseAntler May 1, 2011
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internet ovaries

The thing possessed by every man who is pretending to be a woman on the internet. Can also be used in an insulting fashion.
Your internet ovaries are particularly large today.
Lady, get rid of the internet ovaries before we all die of fake.
by Drench39 November 30, 2009
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