Obtuse

Obtuse: To be “extra” , or to be Kristen.

“Omg you’re being so Obtuse”

“That’s total Obtuse vibes rn”

by Aiming For Atlas October 9, 2022

octussy

A squid persons pussy

Hey dude! That bitches octussy is tight!

by Lightbolbisludicrous June 15, 2023

Oousch

Noun: Something retards say because they’re fucking brain dead
Adjective: When you fuck some shit up

Noun “Dude, we needa gotta go there. OOUSCH OOUSCH.”
Adj “Dude, let’s go Oousch that guys mailbox”

by AnonMonkey900 July 14, 2023

Obtuse

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023

obtuse factor

obese faggot

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023

Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse

isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023

Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.

Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.

by the gold watch November 24, 2023