Captain Obvious

Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as...
1. "Thank you captain obvious."
2. "Captain obvious strikes again!"
3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"

1-"Check out the sky"
2-"yea...it's blue"
1-"Thank you captain obvious"

by that guy..................,... March 14, 2010

Point out the Obvious

When somebody asks you something that you are obviously doing.

Joe: *Reading Newspaper*
Bob: Hey Joe! Are you reading the newspaper?
Joe: Way to Point out the Obvious Bob...

by Sgtbagel March 20, 2010

/obvious

Read as "slash obvious", it is used at the end of a statement to note that the previously said was not necessary or the topic being discussed is nothing to talk about because its outcome is so obvious.

<Brian> A recent study revealed that men actually enjoy sex!
<Peter> /obvious

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

Obvious Ad-Virus

The unofficial looking advertising claiming amazing things will happen if you click the add, but is in fact probably a virus.

*CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE*

God dammit. I hate these Obvious Ad-Viruses, theyre so cheesy looking and unofficial, I dont think anyone would believe it.

by EuropeIsRacistDammit October 3, 2011

captain obvious

a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid

Person A: dying sucks
Person B: Thank you captain obvious

by Kurt Matthew Schroeder December 18, 2008

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 5, 2008

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007