noonah

Internet slang for someone who “owns” someone else. A noonah has completely debunked the other user’s false assertion or has totally reversed the other’s pathetic attempts at insult. The person owned is considered to be “pwnt” or “pwned” or “pwn3d” in leet (i.e “l33t”) internet language.

You repetitive, incoherent, illiterate dumbass, you are incapable of deciphering the simplest post. Can you read? Can you respond with any creativity? You’re pwnt all over every board and chat room you’re on. Master noonahs don’t even waste time talking to you unless it’s to show an apprentice noonah how it’s done. Any cut & run pasted response by a tard qualifies them as a noonah over you. The only sensible part of you dribbled down your mother’s thighs.

by honestI May 29, 2007

Nona

1)Spanish/Itilian name for Gramma.
2)A female name
3)A short horror story by Stephen King

1) "My nona is from Venice"
2) "When is your friend Nona coming?"
"I don't know, bitch have no sense of time"
3) (what? Do you really expect me to get a paragraph of the story and post it here?)

by Gepardo September 23, 2008

noobamintactular

by the latin suffix of both minjaro and tactular to be 7(minjaro) times 4(tactular) the amount of noob you are. Thus being 28x the horrible living being that one could ever expect to be. This is almost certainly followed by suicide.

Formula:
Noob a(latin for times) Min(jaro) tactular

said:
Noob-a-min-tact-u-lar

"I swear to god man i'll get my big brother after you and he benches like 1000lbs and he'll get you and....HOLD ON MOM!! I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A SEC!!.....yea dude i'll kick your butt i'm so big man...i'm like 8-2 with a...a...um....a machine gun and stuff...dude i'll kick your butt...NO MOM COME ON DONT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE AWAY!!!"
-the noobamintactular-
"thats the farthest i've ever been noob-i-fied in my life and he definatly qualifies as a noobamintactular"
-pro-

by Joe Pepler October 5, 2006

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

NonaX

german slang to define HotMovie

"UnitedColors of grotetons" is a NonaX

by Nonax January 18, 2006

Lake Nona High School

A School that everyone thinks that is all rich white people while in reality there a bigger Spanish population than white all the black people are fine all the new freshman think there hot but there not there all thots .01 percent of the guys are attractive

Lake Nona high school is the the worst school in Orange County

by Yourneighboorhoodthot August 9, 2016

Strega Nona

A nice old lady who gave her magic pot to her little friend anthony (who would use it to make lots of pasta) GULLIBLE PERSON

I can't believe you actually believe cats can fly you Strega Nona.

by Chris Fagundo September 26, 2003