lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 23, 2005

Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.

"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"

by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017

Nonce

A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.

Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!

by CloroxBleachTester69 July 6, 2019

Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.

Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019

Noncest

A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no

Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM

by BigJuice June 23, 2019

Nonceinator

A nonceinator is a word widely originated from Britain it is someone who is a “nonce” which means pedophile and likes full grown adults just the same as he/she would like children although the proper term isn’t used much anymore and the word became more of an insult than a word but it is still useful to know the full definition

Wallace: ”I think I’m a nonceinator”
Brandon: “that’s not right mate, I don’t want you touching up kids”

Wallace: “I know it’s wrong just can’t get my hands off those little fellas yknow”
Brandon: “there’s definitely something wrong with you, you’re a creature”

by El DDDDDDDDD IABLO December 21, 2019