A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
Get the Noncemug. Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.
by bëãńš December 19, 2019
Get the Noncemug. a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022
Get the Noncemug. by alexis mode August 29, 2022
Get the Noncemug. 
by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020
Get the Noncemug. Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
Get the Noncemug.