Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'
by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020
Get the sausage nonce mug.Someone who is completely obsessed with trains to the point that the person acts sexually towards trains and describes them/talks about them in a sexual and obsessive tone and/or refers to them with sexual nature.
Me: What you been up to, Alex?
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce
by hutchinsonj056 September 3, 2020
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Nonces
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a person who perves on little girls and loves to talk and touch them . They also get exited when ever they see a young girl
by Suckyourmumsie.com June 5, 2019
Get the Nonce mug.them: “you good ?” me:”yea” them: “ you acting nonchalant rn” me: “na i’m jus chillin!” them “ oh okay”
by nonchalant.bihhh June 11, 2022
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from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise
'Oy , Glitter ! You're a nonce, you are !'
'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996
'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996
by wiseninja April 22, 2006
Get the nonce mug.1.) Slang term for a person who has committed crimes of a sexual nature, particularly pedophilia, esp. in the United Kingdom. Comes from the acronym used in prisons to describe said individuals: Not On Normal Communal Exercise. Also used occasionally as a general insult, regardless of the tendencies of the person to whom the word is applied.
2). Also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning 'the present or particular occasion.'
2). Also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning 'the present or particular occasion.'
1). 'Ere, this nonce pedobear is in for right ear-boxing if 'e don't stay away from the main prison population.
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Ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? No? Oh, what a right nonce you are!
2). I say old chap, it appears that I have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. Fortunately for sexual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old Great Britain.
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Ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? No? Oh, what a right nonce you are!
2). I say old chap, it appears that I have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. Fortunately for sexual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old Great Britain.
by YellowBanshee August 4, 2007
Get the Nonce mug.Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert
"He was pure noncing over her the other night"
by duff13 May 8, 2008
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