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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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nocturnal dream

A dream about sex
I had a nocturnal dream and it was magical
by Devin1234sex May 12, 2016
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Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.
Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”
by GP69a October 11, 2025
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nocturnal gypsy

Any Eastern European who sleeps at his desk during the work day followed up with texts and non stop emails after hours
Adont is a nocturnal gypsy
by Cepic69 June 13, 2023
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no nocturnal november

Every November, person who participate it will no longer active at night and they should sleep at night. If someone still awake within sunset to sunrise, they failed the challenge. So then, their sleep quality rise during November.
"Heyya! wanna try No Nocturnal November?"
"Sure, what the challenge to do?"
"You sleep from sunset until you awake at sunrise"
"Alright bet, I accepted the challenge."
by CalamitasLurker November 3, 2025
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Nocturnal People

Male's and Female's comfortable with night time hour's based on sensitivity to ultra violet light because of neurological natural enhanced nerves for night time. An nocturnal human species.
Nocturnal People come out at night, given the choice to like thousands of year's ago.
by SunArt July 29, 2019
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