Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.
by Matt0912 July 21, 2009
Get the New Jerseymug. New Jersey = The Arkansas of the East Coast. People from New Jersey are very proud of their state and the distinct flavor of white trash that comes with it.
"Can you believe that Cops was shodowing the police in Newark?" "No, they keep it pretty busy over there"
"New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"
"New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"
by Snarky123 November 23, 2011
Get the New Jerseymug. The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut
by Righteous Fist October 11, 2008
Get the New Jerseymug. The worst state ever. Terrible laws. Rude people. Too many Fuck boys. Over flowing with hoes.
Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)
Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)
by crringeworthy July 30, 2016
Get the New Jerseymug. A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites)
1. 3rd highest cost of living
2. 2nd highest state debt
3. 1st highest political corruption
4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites)
5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water
6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st)
7. 3rd worst traffic
8. 1st highest property taxes
9. 1st highest cigarette taxes
10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate
11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate
12. 1st highest car insurance rate
13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile).
14. 1st highest population denisity
i guess i cant mention the bad without the good.....
1. 1st most trees per sq. mile
2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state
3. 4th best education system
1. 3rd highest cost of living
2. 2nd highest state debt
3. 1st highest political corruption
4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites)
5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water
6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st)
7. 3rd worst traffic
8. 1st highest property taxes
9. 1st highest cigarette taxes
10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate
11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate
12. 1st highest car insurance rate
13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile).
14. 1st highest population denisity
i guess i cant mention the bad without the good.....
1. 1st most trees per sq. mile
2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state
3. 4th best education system
New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it.
Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion.
Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.
Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion.
Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.
by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008
Get the New Jerseymug. A somewhat strange place which still has
an identity problem.For example- the
Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their
parade in the parking lot of the arena,
weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily
by the asshole state gov't and scumbag
politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten
out the fucking mess.A place where you
get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies
who are also in bed with the asshole
state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the
asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix
their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock
suckers who won't address the real
problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another.
They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking
coffers with extra money from cigarette
sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to
pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes,
road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring
back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no
good,useless,fucking political,ball-less
whores.
an identity problem.For example- the
Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their
parade in the parking lot of the arena,
weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily
by the asshole state gov't and scumbag
politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten
out the fucking mess.A place where you
get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies
who are also in bed with the asshole
state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the
asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix
their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock
suckers who won't address the real
problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another.
They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking
coffers with extra money from cigarette
sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to
pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes,
road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring
back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no
good,useless,fucking political,ball-less
whores.
by Getch June 5, 2005
Get the New Jerseymug. Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010
Get the New Jerseymug.