Nelfie

A bit similar to a selfie... but of your private parts.

"Have you seen amy sherberts new selfie? "
"Na fam but she sent me a NELFIE with her gammon flaps a swinging!"

by Barbaraaaaraaa June 30, 2017

goofie newfie

a person residing outside of Newfoundland who mistakes newfoundlanders for being goofie, or stupid in some way

WERE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!

goofie newfie

Nathan, you're a GN!
NO IM NOT!

by SILLYFINLAY March 13, 2011

Italian Newfie

An Italian that originates from Sicily and lives in Canada. They are called Newfies because in Canada people from New Foundland (Newfies) come from an island, and are hard to understand. Sicilian immigrants living in Canada are called Italian Newfies because their accent and Dialect of Italian is hard to understand. Also they come from an island in Italy.

i can't understand that fucking newfie speaking. The only thing harder to understand is a fucking Italian Newfie speaking.

by V131RA.9 August 19, 2008

noffie

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

by mikroth January 6, 2008

Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush

Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009

newfie smokes

A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them

mike: yo wanna buy a smoke
anthony: i aint want them newfie smokes

by daganj November 19, 2009

neffenate

To utterly fail because of an incompetent teacher.

That mean ho just freakin' neffenated my grades.

by John Freeze November 25, 2007