Shaquille O'Neal

The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*

Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!

by cockdriller November 19, 2010

neal beer

a beer with the abiltiy to get you drunk in 3 sips

-dude im so drunk right now!
-you had 3 sips
-it was neal beer man

by mudpunisher August 24, 2006

Nalioth

Kind of like 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, but for homos. It sounds painful, but a lot of queers like it, besides it helps with bladder flow without resorting to Flomax.

Those 2 butt pirates pulled a Nalioth on each other last week, the bitch ended up in the hospital

by douglas epley March 12, 2021

Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A sexy boy that looks like a women and has sexy long dirty hair that I won't to rub round my small choad while sucking his nipple

Underwater nose sex

by Johnty Henderson March 6, 2004

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

Nealee

Nealee is a girl with gorgeous brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin😂 she is also very athletic😂 this girl is an amazing best friend/sister. Ok now on to other things😂 For one she probably looked like Dora when she was little and somehow is now Kenley Pope🤷🏽 ♀️😂 she might be your best friend but can scare you a lot sometimes. She is a very heavy sleeper that likes to spend money in giant stuffed animals and spill stir fry all over her white shirt. She will use a toilet plunger to make you laugh in a try not to laugh game and in literally SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH SEA TURTLES IT’S INSANE!😂 she is also a chicken nugget.

Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”

by Criss Cross Applesauce April 14, 2019

Naaliyah

Naaliyah is the shy black girl in school. Naaliyah is kind and funny. Naalyiah never leaves the house. She loves BTS and turkey launchables, but doesnt eat the cheese.

Naaliyah is the best person

by arandomperson....arandomperson February 4, 2020