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NASCOON

NASCAR with Niggers racing in it.It might just happen if they arent too busy jumping fences and stealing bikes.
I's a nigga driving a nascah with my bling blingin twentay fo's and some chicken!
by Dz April 1, 2005
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nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.
"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"
by Kevin Little December 21, 2007
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nascar

Come on youngin's yous missin nascar!
by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007
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nascar dads

Culturally conservative-Blue Collar- white men with high risk of loosing their jobs.
“NASCAR dads” are very conservative and tend to be very religious. They most likely to be anti-cultural, anti diversity and anti abortion. They are highly influenced by churches and driven by what is perceived as “blind patriotism”. Those conservative “values” tend to drive their vote republican, but since money is always a decisive factor, losing their jobs with a shaky economy could swing their vote and they definitely do not have a problem of being hypocrites.
“NASCAR dads” are culturally conservative-Blue Collar- white men with high risk of loosing their physically demanding jobs due to outsourcing.
by wes February 13, 2004
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nascar

A large group of redneck jack offs driving around in a circle for 3 or 4 hours with the sole purpose of determining which one has the biggest dick. For some reason society has deemed this activity a professional sport.
Why NASCAR is even mentioned on SportsCenter is beyond me.
by Insanity September 20, 2005
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nascular

My 7-year old cousin entertains himself by exploring the crevices and passageways of his intricate nascular system.
by Corbin T January 16, 2008
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NASCAR in the Rain

Something that doesn't exist.
Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.
by bgutz May 27, 2012
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