Naperville brat

someone living in Naperville thinking they deserve everything and think they are the greatest people on Earth

Why isn't she drinking that tap water?

She's a Naperville Brat...

by ihatenaperville November 5, 2011

NAPJERK

(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.

Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.

by piyox420andreev August 23, 2010

Napier

A sometimes sunny city in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. It's the Art Deco capital of New Zealand. The tourism industry used to be huge, but now it's dwindling. Marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the Farmers Market on Sundays down at Marine Parade.

Bob: Wanna go to Napier?
Matt: Nah, that's a boring city.

by pukanableh December 15, 2010

Naperville

Primarily white rich town however there are black people in the town and yes some of them have a have a crap load of money. naperville does have million dollar+ housing but the normal houses and apartments out number them. they claim it is one of the best places on earth and if you live there you know otherwise. Also everyone looks so highly on Neuqua however Waubonsie Valley its sister school has rich kids too we arent all bums its because of the boundaries you get put in what school is closest to you.

you live in naperville but go to Waubonsie?
ya and I still have a shit ton of money!

by Your so OC February 24, 2010

naperville

The place where you will get a parking ticket for the dumbest reason. They make unusual parking laws just to further the city's wealth while a Chicago visitor gets even poorer.

Officer: Well this car would be legally parked in Chicago, but I guess I will have to Naperville you to pay for the next tree we will plant to beautify our city.

by iparkwhereiwant February 17, 2017

baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.

On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....

by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012

Napier

The weed and Art Deco Capital, if Napier goes dry, so do you.
#1 destination for STD carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than Hastings.

1.Bro! Wanna' go to Napier for the weekend?

2.Uh...I dunno', the tourist stuff or weed?

1.Nah I was thinkin' of getting wild!!

2.You'll get an STD.

1.....Not keen.

by coolpower May 9, 2011