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The place where you will get a parking ticket for the dumbest reason. They make unusual parking laws just to further the city's wealth while a Chicago visitor gets even poorer.
Officer: Well this car would be legally parked in Chicago, but I guess I will have to Naperville you to pay for the next tree we will plant to beautify our city.
by iparkwhereiwant February 17, 2017
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