Nigger Naked

When you're butt ass naked with socks on.

Hey baby look, I'M NIGGER NAKED!!

by Decarie Black June 28, 2011

naked ninja

1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")

Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.

2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja

Step 1. Remove all clothing

Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse

Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.

Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise

Step 4. Throw the door wide open

Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.

Step 6. Run like Hell

by Strider Hiryu April 20, 2006

Naked Luke

An incoherently drunk person who after numersous shots with Captain chasers, goes streaking and passes out on strangers front lawns.

A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.

by Bigguyforty4 June 26, 2008

naked quad run

An event held annually at Tufts University during which students get naked and run around the Residential Quad on either the last day of classes or the first day of reading period.

Mary was going crazy thinking about finals, so she let off some steam by participating in the Naked Quad Run.

by bleedair December 11, 2006

naked shield

the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.

TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.

by DOC 09 October 18, 2010

Nakaoka

A Japanese surname meaning awesome.

His last name is Nakaoka, so he is awesome.

by thegiantburger May 8, 2013

naked nigga

a naked black nigga

that’s a naked nigga yo put on some clothes

by promethious November 11, 2020