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stfu newb

"STFU" and "Newb" combined.

"STFU" is an ancronym which stands for "Shut The Fuck Up".

"Newb" is short for newbie, or someone new at something.

In short, it means "Shut the fuck up newbie".

"STFU Newb" is usually used when a person is frustrated with a person (sometimes a newb, as in Counter-Strike, etc.)
1337sniper: OMG I PWNED YUO OMGOMG I GET TEH AWP!
DiabloFeesh: STFU NEWB!
by TMaxx06 February 21, 2003
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The Token Newb

The Token Newb hampers the productivty of the group.
by Austin-T December 12, 2004
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Shh Newb

When you're playing a game and the newb pisses you off, so you're just like SHH NEWB to piss him/her off more than they piss you off...and to in general get them to STFU and take their loss!
Immortal.7up, Immortal.Freak, and Michelle were all bitching after I told them that I made up this phrase, so I said "SHH NEWB(s)" so he would get the picture
by Matthhhhh September 3, 2006
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Texting newb

A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also participate in every texting chain mail sent to them, thus irritating everyone in their phone book. Can be found texting 24/7. They also advertise this upgrade on social networking sites such myspace
"Omg! I just got a phone with unlimited texting! ::then proceeds to text entire phonebook::

(myspace status) Yo guyz, jus got ma nuw fone!! Txt it up! 5555555555

Friend 1: stop forwarding me chain mail!
Friend 2: omg your such a texting newb
by Jade15 April 8, 2009
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Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.
Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"
by BigButtikis December 25, 2009
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Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win..
bobby dow is a poker newb
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Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.
Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.
by Moneymaker November 20, 2004
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