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Neanderthral

The dumb word “Neanderthal” but spelt better. As in “NeanderthRal”
Stephen and jonnythanny were acting like Neanderthrals all night.
by Crysjen January 15, 2023
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Meanderthal

The word meanderthal is a portmanteau of meander and neanderthal to describe a driving behavior.

A meanderthal (as a close cousin of the passhole) is a driver whose rate of speed is slower than the actual rate (not necessarily the legal speed) of the traffic for the lane they are in (e.g. in an HOV lane that is going slower than non-HOV traffic to the right). The driver may even change lanes without additional speed, nor showing intention to pass another vehicle (e.g. in the middle lane of three lane highway going slower than traffic in that lane, and the right adjacent one). The driver is either using a cell phone, is from a stereotypical "nervous" driving group, or (worst case) intentionally being a jerk.

This lack of forethought, awareness, and consideration for other drivers causes disruption, and occasional road rage, creating a danger to themselves and other drivers.
"Damn! Everyone is passing us by because of that @#$% meanderthal in front of us!"

"Another friggin' meanderthal is LOST in the HOV lane again!"
by Big Maq February 26, 2013
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meanderthal

Noun
1. An incredibly slow person.

2. Someone who walks or drives erratically and very slowly.
Look at that guy. Going 45 in the left lane. He's such a meanderthal.
by JHockeyWhat? May 20, 2014
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meanderthal

a person who meanders through a parking lot or cross walk oblivious to the car or cars that are waiting for him
Oh no, looks like we'll have to wait for this meanderthal....
by kitchen patrol June 8, 2015
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neanderballs

An incredibly hairy nutsack
I shaved my balls last night it was about time I had neanderballs
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
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Neanderthot

Describes a person (typically a male) who spends lots of time imitating trends (usually via social media). A "Neanderthot" can also be defined as a person who is self obsessed while showing little to no intelligence.
Harry is such a Neanderthot. He keeps taking photos of himself in the mirror.

On Instagram, David is being such a Neanderthot
by Grevi May 30, 2018
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Meanderthal

Noun. A driver on the highway who just kind of meanders around like they're lost, unable to choose a lane or a steady speed.
Look at this guy, driving around like he's completely lost. What a meanderthal!
by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019
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