throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.

"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.

by Popchris45 April 14, 2019