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mystery tour

A short journey, especially with a group of other people in a bus, to visit places that are kept secret from you until you get there; often, this is done by management of a rock band or a musical establishment -- because it sees only the bottom line in entertainment or --namely the cash value of the group.
"We were taken on a mystery tour to some charity event would rather not mention!" "They don't respect our talents, they see us as only a money cow." "I've had enough of this crap!"
by Luddz September 12, 2015
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Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
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Mystery Bukkake

When several guys ejaculate into a bowl and mix it up. The semen mixture is poured into the vagina.

When the baby is born, a test is taken to see who is the father. Whoever is the father fins.
by Master June 25, 2004
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Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie

Film made in 1996, Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about "This Island Earth".
This film will keep you entertained!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie
by meglet December 31, 2004
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Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.
I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.
by Don Everest April 4, 2005
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Mysterion

Kennys alternate identity on South Park. Most people think it is clyde, but its not. Maybe next episode we will see because at the end of the episode, Mysterion went to jail.
godspeed mysterion! you're a beacon of hope in a bleak and dreary world
by bulldog8899 March 22, 2009
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Mystery Box

When given the choice between getting something of known value or something of unkown random value, the latter is denoted by the mystery box.

It might be fine to go for the mystery box. But human beings have a tendency to fall for the mystery box without weighing the outcomes first, seeking the thrill of gambling.
A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! And you know how much we want one of those. We'll take the box.

Who could resist the call of the mystery box.
by evilm0nkey June 16, 2017
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