lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

lmao my ass off by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018

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Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

Smack my ass like a drum by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021

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Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

Climb out of my ass by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

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piss out my ass

a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!"

also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.

ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!

piss out my ass by JackBauer133 May 2, 2011

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Out of my ass

A guess. An impulsive thought not worth consideration. A sarcastic remark about the origin of an item.

"I just pulled an idea out of my ass." "I pulled that theory out of my ass." "Where did i find it? I pulled it out of my ass."

Out of my ass by Undun May 21, 2015

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Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Slap my ass and call me Sally by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

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Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

Wipe my ass with it by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

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