mozzie

Australian/Aussie slang for 'mosquitoe' commonly used in spoken language .

for an alternate spelling see also 'mossie'

for an alternate slang term see also 'bloodsucker' (NB: 'Bloodsucker' has now been generalised to also refer to things as varied as vampires, lawyers and leeches and the term generally carries a negative connotation).

Pass me the Aerogard mate, these mozzies are gonna make me go troppo.

by Bob Hu August 1, 2005

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

boob muzzle

When a man nuzzles your boobs, and tries to speek & finds that the sound of his voice is muffled due to the fact that his face is stuck between two boobs.

He found himself hardly able to speek because he was trapped in my boob muzzle

by FireFightressWhite November 23, 2010

muzzle

When one palms another's mouth and face and then forcefully pushes their face away. Considered very offensive, similar to a slap in the face, but the muzzle usually causes no physical harm, only humiliation. Generally done to intoxicated individuals to indicate that they are no longer wanted around.

Did you see what happened with Julie and Katherine last night? Katherine was so out of control that Julie muzzled the shit out of that bitch.

by jmaimai June 24, 2007

mozzie

'mozzie' for refering to mosquitoes is predominantly used in spoken language and there are varied spellings for the word (see mossie).

for an alternate slang reference to mosquitoes see also bloodsucker.

Could ya pass me that Aerogard mate? These mozzies are makin' me go troppo.

by Bob Hu November 15, 2006

Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.

Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!

by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021