by 22333773 March 1, 2020
Get the March 2nd mug.Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
by bt3101 November 30, 2011
Get the Excuse Merchant mug.The day that the most sexy crackhead was born. ( if you are born on this day you are most likely to smoke hella weed)
The definition of "March 23" is your a sexy crackhead.
The definition of "March 23" is your a sexy crackhead.
by Sexy crackhead November 11, 2019
Get the March 23 mug.Cinco de Marcho is the official holiday that marks the beginning of the 12-day season where you begin training your liver for St. Patty's Day.
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com
by Carlos Fantastico! May 11, 2010
Get the Cinco de Marcho mug.girls born on march 10 are the most thoughtful and caring girls. she will come through when you need her. listen here, if your name (guys) starts with c, g, or j, THIS GIRL WILL HOLD YOU FOREVER DONT EVER LET GO! she hates talking about herself and will do anything to make sure you're happy. she might have a weird sense of humor that will definitely confuse you, but she will listen to everything you have to say. she wants to know all about your life, family and friends and even what you're doing in the kitchen. she just wants a glimpse into other's life and it genuinely makes her happy when someone finds her creative. she thinks of all her guys friends as her brother and she'll treat you like one too. please don't ever hurt her, she literally deserves everything.
Person 1: "hey when's your birthday?"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"
by daddysbigtummy October 19, 2019
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