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Monitis

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.
" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"
by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007
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Manitowish Waters

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.
Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.
by local badass March 4, 2009
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Manit

Manit is the most handsome guy... he is such a good friend, if you have Manit's company never leave that company. He is just adorable and friendly.... he is the cutest and naughtiest one in the group and also he is loved by girls.
Omg!!! Manit

Manit is such a handsome guy

I want to be like Manit
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Internal Monitoring & Enforcement

IME is a better task force than literally the other 4. I really don't give a fuck what skull thinks but I'd rather be doing the epic gamer moves rather than doing the cringe guarding as A-1, lego recontaining and B-7, or participate in a point and click adventure game as S-9. E-11 is cool I guess.
"Wow is that Internal Monitoring & Enforcement?"
"yes"
by Theidelpyro January 19, 2021
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Food monitor

The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.
Food Monitor: You can't eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.
by ErisDiscord June 17, 2015
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Manitoba

Manitoba - Eastern most of the four Western Provinces of Canada. There are two beautiful National Parks: Riding Mountain National Park, which is a mixture of boreal forest and aspen parkland. Topographically diverse thanks to ancient glaciers, and home to elk, Wolf, Whitetail Deer, Bison, Moose, Lynx, Mountain Lion, Black Bear, and Coyote. Wapusk National Park is locate near Hudson's Bay and is a great place to view polar bears and beluga whales. Few places are as diverse as Manitoba, as it contains Canadian Shield, Rolling and often jaggedly hilly prairie, Desert, boreal Forest and Tundra. Winnipeg, the capitol, has over 700,000 residents. The summers are boiling hot, and the winters are equally cold. This city has great art and music scenes, as well as wonderful dining and nightlife. As with any city there are places you should avoid, but it seems many people dwell on this fact. Manitobans love sports and festivals, and take great pride in the diversity and multiculturalism of their province. Manitoba is a great place.
Just google:

Riding Mountain National Park

Spruce Woods Provincial Park

Whiteshell Provincial Park

Winnipeg

Manitoba etc.
by E.N.204 November 12, 2009
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Mudit

I wish I was Mudit
by harshsathwara October 9, 2018
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