mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023

Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy

"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"

by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011