Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 07, 2009
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Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.
Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.
by 010Rusty January 17, 2021
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
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Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 06, 2011
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