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moster

A type of trucks Walter likes.
"I like fire trucks and moster trucks"
"Walter"
by zoetbh December 4, 2021
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Mosterest

The big daddy word for explaining how much you care/hate/love someone. Nothing can beat it. Not even mostest.
"NO, I LOVE YOU MOSTEREST BABY!"

"Fuck You, You Fucking Asshole, I hate you MOSTEREST. GTFO."

"Oh my gad, STAHP it! I'll always care about you MOSTEREST."
by Mitkish September 12, 2014
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Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.
Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.
by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021
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Motard

1) A term used in the U.S. Marine Corps to describe a person that is excessively "motivated" about being in the USMC (military.) He does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the USMC says is ALWAYS right. Follows ALL the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the USMC. Sometimes they can be spotted wearing a USMC shirt around. (NOTE: Not all people who wear Marine Corps shirts are Motards, but most Motards wear them quite a bit.)
1) LCpl Benotz: "Dave is such a Motard. He goes to sleep at 2000 (8PM) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before PT."

Cpl Schmuckatelli: "Yeah I know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it's wrong to drink underage just because the Marine Corps said so. What a fucking Motard!"
by LCpl Schmuckatelli October 21, 2006
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Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
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Mosterest

The ultimate word to use while have a "I love you more, I love you most fight."
Ben- I love you
Bailey- I love you more
Ben-I love you most
Bailey-Ben, I love you the mosterest.
by bailsterrrr June 16, 2010
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motard

a cross between moron and retard
OMG that guy is such a motard!
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