missing

when something is lost, no DuH.

MY SHIRT IS LOST MAYBE it's MISSING.

by DORASENTME November 23, 2018

mosling

the correct definition of a baby moose

How sweetly the mosling slumbers under the luminescent glow of the moon!

by Sarah Gunasekara May 13, 2005

Missingness

How much I miss a girl on a scale of 1 to 10

My Missingness of Kendra is a 4.5

by Metalhead151699 March 21, 2010

we be mossin

when your just chillin with your friends, doing absolutely nothing.

Sydney: Yo Cole, we be mossin tonight?
Cole: yeeee nothin but!

by dabombdiggity.com February 22, 2011

Moosing it up

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

by m0nks101 February 16, 2008

Mossin'

the act of relaxing and being lazy; basically doing nothing

I've been mossin' on the couch for hours

by jesusdictionary87 July 21, 2010

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003