mosling 

the correct definition of a baby moose

How sweetly the mosling slumbers under the luminescent glow of the moon!

mosling by Sarah Gunasekara May 13, 2005

mom moshing 

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.

Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...

mom moshing by velvetgotham December 5, 2017

Morling College 

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

Morling College by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020

slow moshing 

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.

Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."

slow moshing by dmoney1313 December 9, 2010

Molingus 

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Molingus by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

moshing 

A dangerous genre of dancing related to heavy metal/rock music. Usually done in crowded areas by pushing, shoving and jumping. The denser frontal part of a concert gig will usually have the crazier stunts such as trampling and crowd surfing.

Moron: I tried to crowd surf but I was trampled and got a concussion.

Moron 2: Idiot.

moshing by ariel June 11, 2004

Mossing 

1)To chill or hang out.
2)To express that you are simply doing nothing whether it be by yourself or with some friends.
3)Lounging around not having a care, or waiting for something to happen.

Brian: yo Graham, whats up man, what are you doing right now?
Graham: Nothing man, just mossing it at home.

Mossing by Gabbi3 August 16, 2006