moron

1. A word for some one with a low iQ.

2. The Welsh word for carrot.

1. That kid is a real moron

2. Dwi'n hoffi moron (I like carrots)

by Anyomonous123 February 14, 2008

Morgz

Me mums the coin master

I’m morgz but people call me the cactus rapist

by The carton of milk December 28, 2018

Morizon

Another name for Verizon Wireless. This came about because of Verizon's business practices - high prices, tightly locked up cell phones and their attempts to nickel and dime their customers to death by charging money for every little capability of their cell phones, such as playing music or changing ring tones.

Not related to Morizon Vitamins Ltd.

Customer #1: I want to put a customized ring tone on my cell phone.

Customer #2: Too bad Morizon has our cell phones locked up - normally you could put your own ringtones on your phone, but Morizon wants more than the price of the source song for a ring tone.

by KpaBap October 27, 2007

Friccin moron

A proper noun that commits an incredulously stupid action without deliberate thought or use of common sense.

Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got CORDUROYED! Tag your friends to totally CORDUROY! them! CorduSTROYED!!!

Oh my friccin goodness gracious, Tarzan is a friccin moron because she friccin fell down the garbage chute to the dumpster again!!!! What a FRICCIN MORON!?!?!?!?!?!

by lochmore April 17, 2019

Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.

Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...

by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014

moozy

Deriving from the adjective amused it describes a feeling of deep joy going far beyond happiness. Opposite: noozy.

I feel so moozy I wanna plant a tree!

by cikeminatti April 15, 2016

Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.

“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”

by Joejohn July 18, 2020