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Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.
*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises
by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007
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moeing

Verb
1.)the act of looking up old photos, poetry, letters, AIM conversations, and you tube comments and giggling, pointing, and telling everyone around to look. This can take hours, and it is speculated that moeing is an essential ritual followed by mobax to reflect on that which was known as jaemo.
Some say its something more cosmic. For every minute moeing a taco is born.
Dan-Dude come on, you've been inside all day on the computer. Did you get a subscription to wow?
Mobax-(*type type type giggle*) look at this, joes face is so funny in this photo
Dan-Shes moeing...my god, this is worse than i thought. we better leave her....in peace.
by countscapula June 10, 2011
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Morning After Excuse

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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morning cap

Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.
With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.
by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015
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One In The Morning Idea

An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-

-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*

-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.

"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"

"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"

'YOUR TOO PUSSY"

"LETS GO"

*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*

-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.

*missing by 6am*
by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011
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'Miring

Short for admiring
Guy 1 "dam that girl cute"
Guy 2 " stop 'miring "
by Banana kid June 4, 2018
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moving bush

Stop that moving bush, he stole my purse!
by Masterhoy December 12, 2009
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