Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

by bws55 October 2, 2007

mosquito titty

when a girl has noticeably tiny nipples or boobs

dude!, brendans girlfriend has mosquito tittys, i feel bad for that bitch!

by mikeydollin June 17, 2009

White Mosquito

When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.

I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!

by Mr. Winky October 7, 2012

the mosquito

69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.

Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.

by maria campos February 20, 2009

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

mosquithoe

a fly ass breazy, thats down to suck dat dick.

i feel my dick getting sucked, it must be those mosquithoes.

by cody fuckass January 2, 2008

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010