Mooch Madness

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

mooch for cooch

An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.

She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.

by The Shamann September 17, 2015

room-mooch

People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.

An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!

by givinmyopinions April 28, 2006

Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017

payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

Cyber Mooch

A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post

Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.

‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’

“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”

Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame

Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush

by P - Hustle December 15, 2018