First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
by Joe Johnston December 30, 2006
by Your Daddy October 29, 2003
hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?
non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it
hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD
non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it
hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD
by pink_is_metal January 4, 2008
is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)
by jimmy and timmy June 23, 2007
A very poorly made show. If you want to see a bratty little untalented snob act like a 2 year old this is the show for you.
by verycoolclips November 11, 2006
Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
by Jada Skye October 28, 2006
The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake
Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake
by JustusH2277 October 5, 2021