Monster Cat

LOL! If you sad peolpe do not know what a monster cat is, then i'm not gonna bother telling you.....................LOL!! You'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever know....ha ha ha -cough- ha ha ha......

Not really, it's just a big ass cat.......who'd of whunk at 'ay?

Johnbobsmithlarryjeremysoilpantsthe3rd: dude, i just bought.................A MONSTER CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mangokiwisamcurlymojomuffincakepineapplepants: fuck right off you gay butt fuck.....

by sammy da sheep boy April 22, 2010

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Monstercock Islands

team name for intra-office festivities centered around Winter Olympics 2010

The Moose: "We need a team name for our office olympic team so we can win a 1/2 day off"

Ryan Curran: "Monstercock Islands"

by gina_va February 10, 2010

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Monsterface

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and passing a kidney stone on a woman's face.

"Dude, I gave Jenny a Monsterface last night and now she won't call me back."

"I was screamin' like Goku giving Martha the ol' Mosterface bro!"

by Vibekilla June 29, 2016

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Monsterbate

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

by CDCEN July 1, 2008

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Monsterbating

The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.

Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.

To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!

Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.

by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015

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