The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

Monhumphrouskrinkle

Someone who sucks at life.

"Tim, you're a fucking Monhumphrouskrinkle!"

by DuneMaster April 27, 2009

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 18, 2008

mohsen

a persian guy with an 11 inch cock who loves agressive sex.

did you see his cock?
he is a mohsen

by whatever34 March 6, 2011

Monish

A good person with kind hearted and most handsome man in the earth if u are his girl he will take care of u like a little princess. Monish is a common Hindu masculine given name that literally means "The God of the mind" or the one who has controlled and mastered one's mind.

monish Monish

by Red demon097 November 23, 2021

Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

He is a girl with many names, some refer to her as Abdul mohsen and others call her Aligation. She ruins everyone's jokes and always says other people's jokes out loud.

Man 1: Bruh you stole my joke
Man 2: Yeah I'm pulling off an Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen

by Mr. Tarada December 2, 2019

monks

shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love

Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks

by kittycat July 6, 2004