Minge Cloth

A cotton or sometimes synthetic material, mainly used by women to clean there vaginal entrance.

Please use that minge cloth and wash those smelly hanging bacon rashers

by Starfabregas4 October 1, 2007

Ming Hag

(Ming or, Mingin) An obsolutly disgusting girl who is either sickly to look at or touch. (Hag) A stupid old cock blocker. When these words are brought together to form a person, stay atleast 5 meters away and avoid eye contact.

That bitch is such a ming hag! Stay atleast 5 meters away from her and avoid eye contact.

Josh's mother.

by Alex Oatway May 30, 2006

jia ming

Jia Ming is a very smart boy who is very helpful. He always gets straight A's and everyone is very jealous of him. He is a bit sarcastic at times and silly. His parents always want to volunteer for things at his school. He gets the best education in the whole state. His parents might be wealthy.

Teacher: Class we will be doing a class project today so go make groups with a leader!
Boy 1: I choose Jia Ming!
Boy 2: No I choose Jia Ming!
Boy 3: I choose Jia Ming because of how smart he is!

by Lowkeyabbym.. January 21, 2018

yao ming

1)Basketball player
2)Short way of saying " you know what i mean"

That party was crunk yao ming?

by Brittany December 12, 2004

minge

The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."

by helen smellen July 31, 2004

Minge

Minge means car in the UK. People often call it a minge and won’t be referred as anything else.

i like your minge! What colour is your minge? When did you last wash your minge

by tomprattx January 25, 2022

Web-MDing

When a hypochondriac Web-MD's all of their symptoms and even adds/exagerates the slim to none symptoms they think they have, thus resulting in some fantastic and exotic condition that isnt really there.

I banned my daughter from the internet because all day long she is Web-MDing, I think we need to send her back to her psychologist.

by Britt K May 22, 2008