Morning Puss

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.

"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."

by PierceMe September 29, 2011

Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy beast will make you commit the CUM he is a lover not a fighter. He is able to make his way out of any situation and can penetrate the strongest of forces. He can entrance anyone with the sex and make you feel like a king he is special in many eyes he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: I pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on grandma.

Ethan: *fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

A Nancy Drew Morning

When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.

Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?

by Bren in Houston July 2, 2011

New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

morning person

Someone who find it easy to get up in the mornings and is most awake around this time. becomes tired in the late evenings. (see night person for oppisite.)

'what time did you get up today?'
'i was up at 6'
'why so early'
'bevcaus eim a morning person and am most awake then'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

by calaburrito July 10, 2009