misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 2, 2009

miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

Miscellaneous dick problem

A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.

Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.

Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.

by CJR8402 May 3, 2014

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018

Miscarrage

The reason your child isn't born.

I just had a miscarrage. My child is dead

by Lil Kay... March 18, 2020

Mischievy

Noun: The amount of mischief that a monkey has.

Look at the monkey slinking around. It's full of mischievy

by MonkeyBusiness13 April 27, 2020