Martha's Vineyard

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.

"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."

by Chuck14 July 28, 2008

Martha

A girl who is fuckin gorgeous like damn I wish I had her but she got a boyfriend.❤❤😍😍

Martha is hot

by Random.person.... May 23, 2018

Mirthe

Mirthe is a complete wacko - she has the weirdest sense of humour and an unnatural love of cats. She constantly flips her hands and hair around, but despite her strange actions, she always attracts the boys.

Often Dutch, has dark brown hair and green eyes, is kind of a midget and constantly hyper. She lights up the room with her happy presence, and is super fun when drunk!

You'll often find her in her bubble bath, drunk dancing or laughing at something which is not amusing in any way. Always has a stash of gum or mints in her bag, and has a candy-crush addiction.

GUY A: Hey, did you see Mirthe last night?

GUY B: Yeah! She was getting stoned with her neighbours cat.

GUY C: Damn, I love that girl.

by inhabitantofhillywood January 23, 2014

martha's vineyard

martha's vineyard is the most amazing summer get-away that is now being ruined by soccer moms and their little kids, and too many confused tourists. It's certainly not a rich snobby island, unless of course your a rich snobby kid renting a 2 million dollar house for the summer. In fact, most islanders just chill, and most certainly arent rich and snobby. And if you really loved martha's vineyard, you'd choose a day driving up island to chill over partying in oak bluffs everynight...anyday. by the way, MV kicks nantucket's ass.

MV: nantucket, you should just go and erode away because i own you.
Nantucket: your right.

by yourcute July 27, 2005

martha dump truck

a poop head that occasionaly ding ding dig i dang dang dang dig i di dang dang

Martha Dump Truck in the flesh
here comes the cootie squad, you should:
shut up heather
sorry heather
look who's with her

oh my gosh
dang dang diggity dang
DDANG DANG DIGGITY DANG DANG!!!

by potato fingers October 20, 2019

stallion of mirth

A term used to describe one who ridicules and laughs at stupid people, and basically someone who is just generally cool.

Russell's dad is a butcher, but the meat was crap. I told him, he cried, and I laughed like a true stallion of mirth.

by Grant Hayes October 4, 2005

Murtha

The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.

Hear ye, hear ye! Cheers to Mr. King Murtha

by Murtha July 28, 2016