minivizzle

A mini-van that is ghetto price but still has the features of a higher-end minivan.

John G.- I bought a Town & Country minivizzle, it was cheap but has all the bells and whistles.

by latorenthusiast December 3, 2013

Minivan

A minivan is one of the prerequisites needed before moving into a suburban area. Even if you don't have kids or you have a single child, a minivan is still required for suburban living.

That single guy is driving a minivan even though he could be driving a sedan. He must be from the suburbs!

by abcdefghi76543 July 31, 2015

The Minivan

2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.

I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!

by GoodyQ December 20, 2010

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.

I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.

by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011

The Minivan

Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.

I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.

by jason-abc November 28, 2018

Minivore

Predators that Prefer eating Prey smaller then there Body.

This Snake is a Minivore so it Doesnt get eaten by larger animals,it tries to eat.

by King Susie Pen August 11, 2021