When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.
Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.
by Dread115 October 26, 2020
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The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!
by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019
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Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!
by Josoroo August 29, 2022
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A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 20, 2021
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a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards
"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"
by mr cod June 2, 2023
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Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London
by January 29, 2021
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