Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

mince em

Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.

Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em

by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

mince

an unlikeable, noncey woman who is extremely annoying and ugly

an ugly woman that goes after younger men

originated in southern england and commonly used in and around clacton and colchester in essex

can also be used against people from places in and around bath such as westbury and chippenham

oh my gosh effie is such a mince for going after charles

all of those freaks in westbury are such minces

by trishalovestotainttan April 19, 2024

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Mince

A man who behaves in an incredibly gay and mincely fashion while living in Melbourne.

Look at Alex Watson over there. He's a total mince

by oldham1 November 30, 2019