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3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.
Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.
by The Real Driller January 20, 2022
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miltennium

1. The thousand-year period (or decade) starting in the year 2010.

2. An second chance for those who missed the real millennium celebrations because they believed the Y2K disaster hype and spent New Year's Eve 2000 locked in a concrete bunker anticipating the end of the world (which is now slated for 2012).

3. A more impressive-sounding name for a 10th anniversary, an alternate word for decade, which is too similar to "decayed" and "decadence" to sound as positive.
"This New Year's I'll be partying like it's 2009 cuz it's the start of the new miltennium!"

"Since there's no Y2K10 bug, we can ring in the miltennium by celebrating instead of worrying like at the millennium."

Urban Dictionary has been around for a whole miltennium!
by Saint Mike December 26, 2009
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billeniums

too long a time to describe with numbers
I haven't hung out with my friend in billeniums!
by Marilulu-Butters January 3, 2011
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milleniouche

Younger generation that believes they know everything, thinks the deserve everything, and are entitled to things without working for them. Form of douchebaggery.
Quit being such a milleniouche, stay focussed and get the job done.
by Bigdog5401 March 18, 2019
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illenium

I saw's Illenium's Starfall and it told me illenium is how to communicate with phoenixes.
by twiceredux June 2, 2023
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Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.
Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.
by mepface January 23, 2022
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Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.
Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.
by Mozzastryl June 1, 2018
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