MILK

Mother I'd Like To Kreme - When you put one or more hot-and-ready Krispy Kreme donuts on your dick before having sex with a hot milf.

Damn, I'd love to MILK that soccer mom. She even brought donuts to her son's game; it must be a sign!

by doubleD88 May 13, 2021

Milks

What my two year old calls my boobs

Mama I can see your milks.

Or

Daddy's milks are too little

by GogogadgetArm July 15, 2011

milk

simply, milk is white gold.

Lauren: So... thirsty.... would pay a million dollars for a pint of milk!

by lilrachel333 November 22, 2011

a milk

Someone who milks a joke . If the banter is coming to an end and someone tries to ignite it again with a poor joke they are officially a milk

Brian stop being a milk

by Ronsludgagte July 4, 2017

MILK

Man I'd Like to Kiss

Harvey Milk is a MILK

by Yevrah Klim May 13, 2011

Milk

A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.

Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.

- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'

by Clarch September 19, 2006

Milking it

To pretend to be sick or hurt,to take advantage of the positive

Oh come on,can't you see?He is milking it just to skip school.

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016