Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018

Methopotamia

The part of Kentucky where the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi Rivers converge.

In trying to make a Venn Diagram of amphetamine use, QAnon, and anti-vaxxers - the researchers identified modern Methopotamia, where shit gets recycled annually.

by JediSyd February 5, 2022

metrodork

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.

Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head June 16, 2008

Metroid Prime

An excelent game for the Nintendo Game Cube platform and an excellent homage to the meny previous games in the series. While the game is different in control and appearance (being set in an immersive 3d world) it fully captures the feel and greatness of the other 2d platform games in the series.

Metroid Prime is easily one of the greatest games to be released on the Game Cube.

by Jumper5 April 19, 2003

Metroid Prime

One of the greatest games of all time. A game that Xbox owners bash because they don't understand that you need to have em all to play all the greats. Most people don't, but it's true.

Metroid Prime ROXXORZ!!!111!!1!

by Sexxxy Rex January 22, 2003

Metro Ass

1. When you sit on any surface in a Metro rail car or a Metro station. The germs and filth that envelop your rear cause the degenerative disease that is Metro Ass.

2. Getting banged on the Metro. The recommended place for getting Metro Ass is the partition of black glass at the end of each car.

1. "Ali, you cannot get in my bed tonight. You've got Metro Ass."

2. "Man, I got a great piece of Metro Ass last night."

by metro girl January 16, 2007

metro ticket

aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in France, as "ticket de metro.")

FR:
- "Qu'est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?"

- "Le foret vierge, c'est sale. Tout epile, ce n'est pas naturel. Donc, c'est mieux le ticket de metro!"

EN:
- "Which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?"

- "The wild forest is nasty. Completely bare is unnatural. So the metro ticket is best!"

by Moise L. Sanspoil October 18, 2008